Lyrics
Ewwww - 1:53
How can I unhear ?
How can I unsee ?
Ewwwwww
Don’t tell me
How can I unhear ?
How can I unsee ?
Ewwwwww
Don’t tell me
No stop I’ll puke
I promise
Eww no gross out stories
He saved a pile of scabs
They were moving
The cockroaches had they’re way
They were chewing
She had’nt washed her hair in six months
What was she thinking ?
I had to wash it for her
It was stinking
No stop I’ll puke
I promise
Eww no gross out stories
How can I unhear ?
How can I unsee ?
Ewwwwww
Don’t tell me
How can I unhear ?
How can I unsee ?
Ewwwwww
Don’t tell me
No stop I’ll puke
I promise
Eww no gross out stories
Clashesque outtro
You gotta block out all that negative stuff
That’s
Coming in daily from all over the place
And you gotta think about
Peace love and understanding
Think about positive things, right…like
Bunnies and sparkles and bubbles and rainbows
Normal Love -~ 1:49
I just want a normal love
Yeahh that kind that comes from up above
Whoooaa yeah they tell you fits like a glove
That’s what they call
Na na na na normal love
I want somebody
who really loves me (I love you)
I don’t want somebody ( I hate you)
who thinks they’re above me( I hate you)
I don’t need somebody (I love you)
who always thinks they’re right
who wants to stay up ( I hate you)
and fight all night(I love you)
I just want a normal love
Yeahh that kind that comes from up above
Whoooaa yeah they tell you fits like a glove
That’s what they call
Na na na na normal love
I just want a normal love
Yeahh that kind that comes from up above
Whoooaa Whoooaa Whoooaa it fits like a glove
That’s what they call
Na na na na normal love
I want somebody (I love you)
who really loves me( I hate you)
I don’t want somebody ( I hate you)
who thinks they’re above me(I love you)
I don’t need some stupid (I love you)
Useless fuckin cheater ( I hate you)
Who thinks he owns her (I love you)
And he wants to beat her
Shut Up ~ 1:46
Shut up! I can't stand to hear your voice in my ear what you say just drives me insane
Pissed off! i know you have problems but so do I and I don't think that you even try
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
Shut up! All you do is complain and bitch and whine is that really how you like to spend your time?
Pissed off! Now its time to figure it out and let it pass or this scene's just never gonna last
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
Shut up! All you do is complain and bitch and whine is that really how you like to spend your time?
Pissed off!
Now its time to figure it out and let it pass or this scene's just never gonna last
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
Shut up!
Late in French ~1:44
YOU CAN CALL ME ANGIE
YOU CAN CALL ME DICK
BUT DON’T CALL ME SOMETHING
THAT’S GONNA STICK
DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER
I JUST WANT TO BE A WINNER
DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH
I’LL GET BUGGED AND RECOMPENSE
DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
YOU CAN CALL ME ANGIE
YOU CAN CALL ME DICK
BUT DON’T CALL ME SOMETHING
THAT’S GONNA STICK
DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER
I JUST WANT TO BE A WINNER
DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH
I’LL GET BUGGED AND RECOMPENSE
DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH
JE SUI EN RETARDE yeah
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
YOU CAN CALL ME ANGIE
YOU CAN CALL ME DICK
BUT DON’T CALL ME SOMETHING
THAT’S GONNA STICK
DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER
I JUST WANT TO BE A WINNER
DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH
I’LL GET BUGGED AND RECOMPENSE
DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
JE SUI EN RETARDE
Betty ~ 1:27
Betty's fucking herself on stage yes she is
Hot n juicy
Betty's fucking herself on stage yes she is
Yes she is
Betty's fucking herself on stage yes she is
Hot n juicy
Betty Betty Betty
Oh oh ahh ahhh ahhh
8 th dick ~ 2:56
So he asked me if I'd swallow? I said ok. He said no attachment. I said ok.
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel? Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine? Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel? I'm just an object you can sexualize.
Now he's lying dead on the floor. I got his dick in a jar. Good thing there's no attachment 
;) or maybe I'd be sad.
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel? Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine? Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel? I'm just an object you can sexualize.
This is now my 8th dick. That I got in a jar. And every time I feel sad. I think about the dicks I stole REVENGE TO THE DICKS THAT STOLE MY HEART!
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel? Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine? Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel? I'm just an object you can sexualize.
Outtro
Too many times I've looked for love in relationships, too many times I've gotten fucked... Over... Heart broken! Now I'm mourning the death of childhood love fantasy. Living against my old morals. Escaping the pain no sorrow. Embracing a man's world. But I'm in cunt roll now. No longer out of control I'm in cunt roll I'm in control I'm in cunt roll
I'm in cunt ro oh oh oh ohhhlllll....
the They ~ 1:39
They are the they Yes
And they are the ones
They are the one percent
They think that money Is heaven sent Yeah
they think we are cannon fodder
They don’t give a shit about
Air and water
They’ll wreck the earth with cars
They”ll just fly away to Mars
They are the they
They are the they yes
And they are the ones
They are the they yes
And they are the ones
WHO ………………………ARE THEY ?
That’s what they say
WHO ARE THEY ?
That’s what they say
WHO ARE THEY ?
Who the F*CK are they ?
WHO ARE THEY ?
That’s what they say
They are the they yes
And they are the ones
They are the they yes
And they are the ones
They are the one percent
They think that money Is heaven sent Yeah
they think we are cannon fodder
They don’t give a shit about
Air and water
They”ll fly away to Mars
They’ll wreck the fk’n earth with cars
They are the they
They are the ones to fight
Fukn Guyz ~ 1:48
They never take out the garbage
Like they said they would
They never pick you up after work
Even though they said they could
they said they could
they said they would
Call you up for a drink
Tell a fantastic tale
They just wanna fuck you
But you thought it was love
Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz
Any size any size any size
Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz
Any size any size any size
Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz
Any size any size any size
Walked into the party
I fucked every guy
I see a brand new prospect
With a sparkle in his eye
He said he would
I said I could
And boy was it good
Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz
SELF TITLED ~ DEMO LYRICS
Dave's Not Here ~ 1:08
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
He's got the shit yeah
He;s got the beer
Funny thing is
Dave's not here
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
I called a million times
I've searched all around the joint
I have to wonder
What's is the point
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
I know another guy
What will we do
I just found out
Dave is in Peru
Parted ~2:32
WHEN I SAW YOU FROM ACCR0SS THE BAR
I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE HOW GOOD LOOKIN YOU ARE
WITH YOUR TIGHT JEANS
AND YOUR TIGHT LITTLE CURLS
SO I SIPPED ON COURAGE AND MADE MY WAY ACROSS THE BAR FLOOR
I AINT BEEN LAID IN 12 YEARS
SO I WENT OUT AND I HAD A FEW BEERS
THATS WHEN I THOUGHT I MIGHT MEET A CUTIE
TAKE HER HOME TO MY PAD
AND I MIGHT GET LUCKY
(CHORUS)
IS IT PARTED IN THE MIDDLE?
OH NO NO NO ITS A LITTLE ON THE SIDE
IS IT PARTED IN THE MIDDLE?
NO I THINK ITS A LITTLE ON THE SIDE
WHEN WE WALKED OUT OF THE BAR
EVERYONE STARTED NOTICING HOW LUCKY YOU WERE
SO I STARTED SECOND GUESSING MY DECISION
I DRANK 10 MORE BEERS I TOOK 10 MORE MOLLIES
THEN SUDDENLY SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WAS PLEASING
SO I TOOK HER UPSTAIRS TO MY ROOM
AND I LAID HER DOWN
IN MY DISGUSTING BED
THATS WHEN MY LITTLE HEART FILLED WITH DOOM
CUZ I KNEW THAT SOON ID HAVE TO SHOW
HER MY HEAD
(CHORUS)
WHEN WE GOT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR
I REALIZED I WAS BROKE
SO WHEN YOU OFFERED ME YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR
I TOOK UP THAT OFFER
BUT INSTEAD I SLEPT IN YOUR BED
NEXT THING I KNOW I AM FEELING YOU CARESSING YOU
AND GIVING YOU HEAD
ILL NEVER KNOW WHY
I COULD LIVE SUCH A LIE
I THOUGHT THEN I COULD TAKE IT ALL THE WAY
BUT I FOUND OUT I GOT SCARED AND I LEFT HALFWAY
(CHORUS)
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY
EAST VAN ~ 2:18
YOU COME OUTTA THE BAR
AND YOU'RE SWINGIN FISTS AND TITS YEAH!
I'LL BET YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE LIVIN UP IN KITS
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE IN A HURRY
CUZ I'M GONNA CATCH A MOTHER FUCKIN SKYTRAIN
AND TAKE MY ASS AT LEAST OUT TO SURREY
(CHORUS):
I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK IN EAST VAN
EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!
DRINKIN WHISKEY AND SNORTING COCAINE
EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!
STUCK IN EAST VAN MY WHOLE LIFE THRU
EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!
WHAT WILL I BECOME? WHAT WILL I EVER DO!?
I'M GONNA GET A REAL JOB AND MOVE ON UP TO KERRISDALE
I MIGHT TAKE UP HOT YOGA AND BUY SOME LULULEMON APPAREL
I GOTTA DRAG THIS BRAIN AND TAKE IT BACK TO SCHOOL
I DON'T WANNA END UP BEING ANOTHER EAST VAN FOOL
(CHORUS)
I'M GONNA DRAG MY SORRY ASS AND TAKE IT DOWN TO JERICHO BEACH
YEAH! WITH AN INTELLECTUAL NOVEL AND LAY THERE LIKE A BIG BURNT PEACH
IF I DON'T GET AWAY FROM MY EAST VAN FRIENDS JUST FOR A DAY
I'LL END UP IN A BASEMENT SUITE DYIN THIS WAY
(CHORUS)
Talk Yourself Up ~ 1:48
Tell me who you know
I’ll tell you who you are
If you don’t know anyone
You won’t go far
I’m the cream of the crop
I’m the best of the best
If you wanna be my friend
I’ll put you to the test
My momma rocks heels
Like she’s a rock star
My daddy drives a black ragtop car
I went to university at UBC and McGill
My daddy paid a lot
So I didn’t fail
Talk yourself up
I am the best
Talk yourself up
I’m the best
Roll it like a movie back in 72
You know James Bond
He’s quite the dude
But you don’t know
If he;’s nice or he’s rude
You’re on the top
And he’s on the bottom
You gotta take whatcha got
When you got em
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
I’ll take you out
And show you around
I know everybody in town
Whoooooaaa
talk your self upppp
I am the best NO I’m the ?
Talk yourself up
6 degrees of separation
in between me n Kevin bacon
2 degrees of separation
in between me and Kelly Osborne
uhhh …. I had lunch with Uncle once
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
here to express
worried about how I’m dressed ?!!
I’ve fk’n had it !!
Think your stacked full of status
Herding with the masses
Head is always madness
Materials and wealth
Make up the social classes
I kicked Fraser’s ass in 72
If you don’t know me
You don’t know what I do
I’m Cassius Clay, I’m Mohamed Ali
I’m a conscientious objector
In my day you see
I am the best
Do you accept ?
Accept me as one of you ?
Do you accept me ?
Accept me as one of you?
Do you accept me ?
Accept me as one of you ?
Do you accept ? I am the …..?..…best