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BISON

A testament to the destruction of North America by the colonialists. These industrialists only valued money not nature. So in the name of progress they set upon exterminating the food source of the First Nations. Only seeing nature as a resource to be harvested. The sheer numbers and total extinction of the Bison is hard to fathom how it happened so fast. i find the story a disheartening sad tale. I wish a different outcome had been possible and we could roll back time to see the vast open p    

Fuk'n Guyz

Oft heard expletive. Our response to the blues rock 36 24 36 concept of the perfect women!! We will take any size!! Ha ha ha Kinda sends some guys running when they have to live up to a stereo type of the perfect man cliche.

Dave's not Here

This is off our first demo !! A true story from Vancouver's  Ironroad Studios!! 

the they

In light of the shit hitting the fan lately we wish 

Elon Titler and his ilk would really head to Mars!!! Oligarchs be gone!!

Boob Sox

Gravity a scientific fact!!! This song was inspired from a candid band moment of chitty chatty!!! Fact is we all hale from separate decades!! ...New morph to cover all aspects of gravity and it's potential effects on our humanity = additional live lyrical content = Floor ballz!!!!  .

put a collar on it

 THIS is a song  based loosely on the stories of Dirty Kurt Robertson about sharing hotels with Mr Pail McKenzie....names have not been changed and no one is innocent!!! lol roll mops, dildoes and many interrupted sleeps as tour mates for many, many years 

UNCLE GOOGLE

I used to ask my Ma and I used to ask my Pa...now I just ask Uncle Google

MAKIN BAY BEEZ

You gotta practice real hard to get good at something!!!  

Moist Talkin

 Is it business as usual? no it's not.....we have a thing in our band called "close talkin" and as we love close talkin and missing getting hugs and well just being a natural human. No handshakes or hugs or close talkin!!!  We wanted to elbow bump our prime minister when he  quipped "moist talking" !! Well it was a natural for us shit talkers so we are keepin it "slowvid friendly" in our newest video for our 2021 single "moist talkin".  Miss ya all..HUGS 

Canadian Peasant

The peasant is a throwback term of the feudal system which modern day democracy has evolved into. Even in a great country like Canada the lower ladder folks struggle with poverty and disenfranchisement. There is a beautiful quote on a building in Vancouver BC which really resonates. It reads "unlimited growth increases the divide."

8th dick

8th dick a timely piece with all the talk in the world about consent and how being sexualized is not cool #metoo....but neither is misandry so let's all be respectful of people's boundaries and rights.......no matter what their sexual orientation.

EWWWWW

Ewwww NO gross out stories ..... How can I unhear ? How can I unsee ? 

Normal Love


Normal Love....is there such a thing ?

Betty

Ode for Bloody Betty with an all star cast 

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