UNCLE GGOGLE

They are the they Yes

And they are the ones

They are the one percent

They think that money Is heaven sent Yeah 

they think we are cannon fodder 

They don’t give a shit about 

Air and water

They’ll wreck the earth with cars

They”ll just fly away to Mars

They are the they

They are the they yes 

And they are the ones

They are the they yes

And they are the ones

WHO ………………………ARE THEY ?

That’s what they say

WHO ARE THEY ?

That’s what they say

WHO  ARE THEY ?

Who the F*CK are they ?

WHO ARE THEY ?

That’s what they say

They are the they yes 

And they are the ones

They are the they yes

And they are the ones

They are the one percent

They think that money Is heaven sent Yeah 

they think we are cannon fodder 

They don’t give a shit about 

Air and water

They”ll fly away to Mars

They’ll wreck the fk’n earth with cars

They are the they

They are the ones to fight

They never take out the garbage 

Like they said they would

They never pick you up after work

Even though they said they could

they said they could 

they said they would

Call you up for a drink

Tell a fantastic tale

They just wanna fuck you

But you thought it was love

Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz 

Any size any size any size

Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz 

Any size any size any size

Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz 

Any size any size any size

Walked into the party

I fucked every guy

I see a brand new prospect

With a sparkle in his eye

He said he would

I said I could 

And boy was it good

Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz

Dave's Not Here ~ 1:08

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

He's got the shit yeah

He;s got the beer

Funny thing is

Dave's not here

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

I called a million times

I've searched all around the joint

I have to wonder

What's is the point

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

I know another guy

What will we do

I just found out

Dave is in Peru

WHEN I SAW YOU FROM ACCR0SS THE BAR

I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE HOW GOOD LOOKIN YOU ARE

WITH YOUR TIGHT JEANS 

AND YOUR TIGHT LITTLE CURLS

SO I SIPPED ON COURAGE AND MADE MY WAY ACROSS THE BAR FLOOR

I AINT BEEN LAID IN 12 YEARS

SO I WENT OUT AND I HAD A FEW BEERS

THATS WHEN I THOUGHT I MIGHT MEET A CUTIE

TAKE HER HOME TO MY PAD

AND I MIGHT GET LUCKY

(CHORUS)

IS IT PARTED IN THE MIDDLE?

OH NO NO NO ITS A LITTLE ON THE SIDE

IS IT PARTED IN THE MIDDLE?

NO I THINK ITS A LITTLE ON THE SIDE

WHEN WE WALKED OUT OF THE BAR

EVERYONE STARTED NOTICING HOW LUCKY YOU WERE

SO I STARTED SECOND GUESSING MY DECISION

I DRANK 10 MORE BEERS I TOOK 10 MORE MOLLIES

THEN SUDDENLY SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WAS PLEASING

SO I TOOK HER UPSTAIRS TO MY ROOM

AND I LAID HER DOWN

IN MY DISGUSTING BED

THATS WHEN MY LITTLE HEART FILLED WITH DOOM

CUZ I KNEW THAT SOON ID HAVE TO SHOW

HER MY HEAD

(CHORUS)

WHEN WE GOT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR

I REALIZED I WAS BROKE

SO WHEN YOU OFFERED ME YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR

I TOOK UP THAT OFFER

BUT INSTEAD I SLEPT IN YOUR BED

NEXT THING I KNOW I AM FEELING YOU CARESSING YOU 

AND GIVING YOU HEAD

ILL NEVER KNOW WHY

I COULD LIVE SUCH A LIE

I THOUGHT THEN I COULD TAKE IT ALL THE WAY

BUT I FOUND OUT I GOT SCARED AND I LEFT HALFWAY

(CHORUS)

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY

YOU COME OUTTA THE BAR

AND YOU'RE SWINGIN FISTS AND TITS YEAH!

I'LL BET YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE LIVIN UP IN KITS

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE IN A HURRY

CUZ I'M GONNA CATCH A MOTHER FUCKIN SKYTRAIN

AND TAKE MY ASS AT LEAST OUT TO SURREY

(CHORUS):

I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK IN EAST VAN

EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!

DRINKIN WHISKEY AND SNORTING COCAINE

EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!

STUCK IN EAST VAN MY WHOLE LIFE THRU

EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!

WHAT WILL I BECOME? WHAT WILL I EVER DO!?

I'M GONNA GET A REAL JOB AND MOVE ON UP TO KERRISDALE

I MIGHT TAKE UP HOT YOGA AND BUY SOME LULULEMON APPAREL

I GOTTA DRAG THIS BRAIN AND TAKE IT BACK TO SCHOOL

I DON'T WANNA END UP BEING ANOTHER EAST VAN FOOL

(CHORUS)

I'M GONNA DRAG MY SORRY ASS AND TAKE IT DOWN TO JERICHO BEACH

YEAH! WITH AN INTELLECTUAL NOVEL AND LAY THERE LIKE A BIG BURNT PEACH

IF I DON'T GET AWAY FROM MY EAST VAN FRIENDS JUST FOR A DAY

I'LL END UP IN A BASEMENT SUITE DYIN THIS WAY

(CHORUS)

Tell me who you know

I’ll tell you who you are

If you don’t know anyone

You won’t go far

I’m the cream of the crop

I’m the best of the best

If you wanna be my friend

I’ll put you to the test

My momma rocks heels 

Like she’s a rock star

My daddy drives a black ragtop car

I went to university at UBC and McGill

My daddy paid a lot

So I didn’t fail

Talk yourself up

I am the best

Talk yourself up

I’m the best

Roll it like a movie back in 72

You know James Bond

He’s quite the dude

But you don’t know

If he;’s nice or he’s rude

You’re on the top

And he’s on the bottom

You gotta take whatcha got 

When you got em

Potato potahto tomato tomahto

I’ll take you out 

And show you around

I know everybody in town

Whoooooaaa 

talk your self upppp

I am the best NO I’m the ?

Talk yourself up

6 degrees of separation 

in between me n Kevin bacon

2 degrees of separation

in between me and Kelly Osborne

uhhh …. I had lunch with Uncle once

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

here to express

worried about how I’m dressed ?!!

I’ve fk’n had it !!

Think your stacked full of status

Herding with the masses

Head is always madness

Materials and wealth 

Make up the social classes

I kicked Fraser’s ass in 72

If you don’t know me

You don’t know what I do 

I’m Cassius Clay, I’m Mohamed Ali

I’m a conscientious objector

In my day you see

I am the best

Do you accept ? 

Accept me as one of you ?

Do you accept me ?

Accept me as one of you?

Do you accept me ?

Accept me as one of you ?

Do you accept ? I am the …..?..…best