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Ewwww NO gross out stories ..... How can I unhear ? How can I unsee ? 

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Normal Love....is there such a thing ?

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Ode for Bloody Betty with an all star cast 

Lyrics

Ewwww - 1:53

  

How can I unhear ?

How can I unsee ?

Ewwwwww

Don’t tell me

How can I unhear ?

How can I unsee ?

Ewwwwww

Don’t tell me

No stop I’ll puke

I promise

Eww no gross out stories

He saved a pile of scabs 

They were moving

The cockroaches had they’re way 

They were chewing

She had’nt washed her hair in six months

What was she thinking ?

I had to wash it for her

It was stinking

No stop I’ll puke

I promise

Eww no gross out stories

How can I unhear ?

How can I unsee ?

Ewwwwww

Don’t tell me

How can I unhear ?

How can I unsee ?

Ewwwwww

Don’t tell me

No stop I’ll puke

I promise

Eww no gross out stories

Clashesque outtro

You gotta block out all that negative stuff

That’s

Coming in daily from all over the place

And you gotta think about

Peace love and understanding

Think about positive things, right…like 

Bunnies and sparkles and bubbles and rainbows

Normal Love -~ 1:49

  

I just want a normal love

Yeahh that kind that comes from up above

Whoooaa yeah they tell you fits like a glove

That’s what they call

Na na na na normal love

I want somebody 

who really loves me (I love you)

I don’t want somebody ( I hate you)

who thinks they’re above me( I hate you)

I don’t need somebody (I love you)

who always thinks they’re right 

who wants to stay up ( I hate you)

and fight all night(I love you)

I just want a normal love

Yeahh that kind that comes from up above

Whoooaa yeah they tell you fits like a glove

That’s what they call

Na na na na normal love

I just want a normal love

Yeahh that kind that comes from up above

Whoooaa Whoooaa Whoooaa it fits like a glove

That’s what they call

Na na na na normal love

I want somebody (I love you)

who really loves me( I hate you)

I don’t want somebody  ( I hate you)

who thinks they’re above me(I love you)

I don’t need some stupid (I love you)

Useless fuckin cheater ( I hate you)

Who thinks he owns her (I love you)

And he wants to beat her

Shut Up ~ 1:46

  

Shut up! I can't stand to hear your voice in my ear what you say just drives me insane
Pissed off! i know you have problems but so do I and I don't think that you even try

I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you

Shut up! All you do is complain and bitch and whine is that really how you like to spend your time?
Pissed off! Now its time to figure it out and let it pass or this scene's just never gonna last

I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you

I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you

Shut up! All you do is complain and bitch and whine is that really how you like to spend your time?
Pissed off!
Now its time to figure it out and let it pass or this scene's just never gonna last

I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
No!
I don't feel sorry for you
Shut up!

Late in French ~1:44

  

YOU CAN CALL ME ANGIE

YOU CAN CALL ME DICK

BUT DON’T CALL ME SOMETHING 

THAT’S GONNA STICK

DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER

I JUST WANT TO BE A WINNER

DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH

I’LL GET BUGGED AND RECOMPENSE

DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

YOU CAN CALL ME ANGIE

YOU CAN CALL ME DICK

BUT DON’T CALL ME SOMETHING 

THAT’S GONNA STICK

DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER

I JUST WANT TO BE A WINNER

DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH

I’LL GET BUGGED AND RECOMPENSE

DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH

JE SUI EN RETARDE yeah

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

YOU CAN CALL ME ANGIE

YOU CAN CALL ME DICK

BUT DON’T CALL ME SOMETHING 

THAT’S GONNA STICK

DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER

I JUST WANT TO BE A WINNER

DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH

I’LL GET BUGGED AND RECOMPENSE

DON’T CALL ME LATE IN FRENCH

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

JE SUI EN RETARDE

Betty ~ 1:27

Betty's fucking herself on stage yes she is

Hot n juicy

Betty's fucking herself on stage yes she is

Yes she is 

Betty's fucking herself on stage yes she is 

Hot n juicy 

Betty Betty Betty

Oh oh ahh ahhh ahhh

8 th dick ~ 2:56

 So he asked me if I'd swallow? I said ok. He said no attachment. I said ok. 


Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel? Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine? Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel? I'm just an object you can sexualize.

Now he's lying dead on the floor. I got his dick in a jar. Good thing there's no attachment ;) or maybe I'd be sad.

 Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel? Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine? Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel? I'm just an object you can sexualize.
 

This is now my 8th dick. That I got in a jar. And every time I feel sad. I think about the dicks I stole REVENGE TO THE DICKS THAT STOLE MY HEART!

Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel? Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine? Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel? I'm just an object you can sexualize.
 

Outtro

Too many times I've looked for love in relationships, too many times I've gotten fucked... Over... Heart broken! Now I'm mourning the death of childhood love fantasy. Living against my old morals. Escaping the pain no sorrow. Embracing a man's world. But I'm in cunt roll now. No longer out of control I'm in cunt roll I'm in control I'm in cunt roll 

I'm in cunt ro oh oh oh ohhhlllll....

the They ~ 1:39

  

They are the they Yes

And they are the ones

They are the one percent

They think that money Is heaven sent Yeah 

they think we are cannon fodder 

They don’t give a shit about 

Air and water

They’ll wreck the earth with cars

They”ll just fly away to Mars

They are the they

They are the they yes 

And they are the ones

They are the they yes

And they are the ones

WHO ………………………ARE THEY ?

That’s what they say

WHO ARE THEY ?

That’s what they say

WHO  ARE THEY ?

Who the F*CK are they ?

WHO ARE THEY ?

That’s what they say

They are the they yes 

And they are the ones

They are the they yes

And they are the ones

They are the one percent

They think that money Is heaven sent Yeah 

they think we are cannon fodder 

They don’t give a shit about 

Air and water

They”ll fly away to Mars

They’ll wreck the fk’n earth with cars

They are the they

They are the ones to fight

Fukn Guyz ~ 1:48

They never take out the garbage 

Like they said they would

They never pick you up after work

Even though they said they could


they said they could 

they said they would


Call you up for a drink

Tell a fantastic tale

They just wanna fuck you

But you thought it was love


Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz 

Any size any size any size

Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz 

Any size any size any size

Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz 

Any size any size any size


Walked into the party

I fucked every guy

I see a brand new prospect

With a sparkle in his eye


He said he would

I said I could 

And boy was it good


Fukn guyz fukn guyz fukn guyz

SELF TITLED ~ DEMO LYRICS

Dave's Not Here ~ 1:08


Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  


He's got the shit yeah

He;s got the beer

Funny thing is

Dave's not here



Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  


I called a million times

I've searched all around the joint

I have to wonder

What's is the point



Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  

Dave's not here No  


I know another guy

What will we do

I just found out

Dave is in Peru


Parted ~2:32

WHEN I SAW YOU FROM ACCR0SS THE BAR

I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE HOW GOOD LOOKIN YOU ARE

WITH YOUR TIGHT JEANS 

AND YOUR TIGHT LITTLE CURLS

SO I SIPPED ON COURAGE AND MADE MY WAY ACROSS THE BAR FLOOR

I AINT BEEN LAID IN 12 YEARS

SO I WENT OUT AND I HAD A FEW BEERS

THATS WHEN I THOUGHT I MIGHT MEET A CUTIE

TAKE HER HOME TO MY PAD

AND I MIGHT GET LUCKY

(CHORUS)

IS IT PARTED IN THE MIDDLE?

OH NO NO NO ITS A LITTLE ON THE SIDE

IS IT PARTED IN THE MIDDLE?

NO I THINK ITS A LITTLE ON THE SIDE

WHEN WE WALKED OUT OF THE BAR

EVERYONE STARTED NOTICING HOW LUCKY YOU WERE

SO I STARTED SECOND GUESSING MY DECISION

I DRANK 10 MORE BEERS I TOOK 10 MORE MOLLIES

THEN SUDDENLY SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WAS PLEASING

SO I TOOK HER UPSTAIRS TO MY ROOM

AND I LAID HER DOWN

IN MY DISGUSTING BED

THATS WHEN MY LITTLE HEART FILLED WITH DOOM

CUZ I KNEW THAT SOON ID HAVE TO SHOW

HER MY HEAD

(CHORUS)

WHEN WE GOT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR

I REALIZED I WAS BROKE

SO WHEN YOU OFFERED ME YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR

I TOOK UP THAT OFFER

BUT INSTEAD I SLEPT IN YOUR BED

NEXT THING I KNOW I AM FEELING YOU CARESSING YOU 

AND GIVING YOU HEAD

ILL NEVER KNOW WHY

I COULD LIVE SUCH A LIE

I THOUGHT THEN I COULD TAKE IT ALL THE WAY

BUT I FOUND OUT I GOT SCARED AND I LEFT HALFWAY

(CHORUS)

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY

EAST VAN ~ 2:18

YOU COME OUTTA THE BAR

AND YOU'RE SWINGIN FISTS AND TITS YEAH!

I'LL BET YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE LIVIN UP IN KITS

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE IN A HURRY

CUZ I'M GONNA CATCH A MOTHER FUCKIN SKYTRAIN

AND TAKE MY ASS AT LEAST OUT TO SURREY

(CHORUS):

I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK IN EAST VAN

EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!

DRINKIN WHISKEY AND SNORTING COCAINE

EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!

STUCK IN EAST VAN MY WHOLE LIFE THRU

EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!

WHAT WILL I BECOME? WHAT WILL I EVER DO!?

I'M GONNA GET A REAL JOB AND MOVE ON UP TO KERRISDALE

I MIGHT TAKE UP HOT YOGA AND BUY SOME LULULEMON APPAREL

I GOTTA DRAG THIS BRAIN AND TAKE IT BACK TO SCHOOL

I DON'T WANNA END UP BEING ANOTHER EAST VAN FOOL

(CHORUS)

I'M GONNA DRAG MY SORRY ASS AND TAKE IT DOWN TO JERICHO BEACH

YEAH! WITH AN INTELLECTUAL NOVEL AND LAY THERE LIKE A BIG BURNT PEACH

IF I DON'T GET AWAY FROM MY EAST VAN FRIENDS JUST FOR A DAY

I'LL END UP IN A BASEMENT SUITE DYIN THIS WAY

(CHORUS)

Talk Yourself Up ~ 1:48

Tell me who you know

I’ll tell you who you are

If you don’t know anyone

You won’t go far

I’m the cream of the crop

I’m the best of the best

If you wanna be my friend

I’ll put you to the test

My momma rocks heels 

Like she’s a rock star

My daddy drives a black ragtop car

I went to university at UBC and McGill

My daddy paid a lot

So I didn’t fail

Talk yourself up

I am the best

Talk yourself up

I’m the best

Roll it like a movie back in 72

You know James Bond

He’s quite the dude

But you don’t know

If he;’s nice or he’s rude

You’re on the top

And he’s on the bottom

You gotta take whatcha got 

When you got em

Potato potahto tomato tomahto

I’ll take you out 

And show you around

I know everybody in town

Whoooooaaa 

talk your self upppp

I am the best NO I’m the ?

Talk yourself up

6 degrees of separation 

in between me n Kevin bacon

2 degrees of separation

in between me and Kelly Osborne

uhhh …. I had lunch with Uncle once

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

here to express

worried about how I’m dressed ?!!

I’ve fk’n had it !!

Think your stacked full of status

Herding with the masses

Head is always madness

Materials and wealth 

Make up the social classes

I kicked Fraser’s ass in 72

If you don’t know me

You don’t know what I do 

I’m Cassius Clay, I’m Mohamed Ali

I’m a conscientious objector

In my day you see

I am the best

Do you accept ? 

Accept me as one of you ?

Do you accept me ?

Accept me as one of you?

Do you accept me ?

Accept me as one of you ?

Do you accept ? I am the …..?..…best