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QUACK
Put a Collar ON IT!! 1:39
Well, here’s some ham and here’s some cheese
I just want some company
Leave me alone I want to rest
Why are you such a fkn pest
Here’s a roll mop, be a sport
Why don’t you get up and cavort
Pluckin hairs out from my chest
But all your bullshit I detest
I just want some sleep I just want some sleep
Slap you up the side of the head
With a purple dildo I found in your bed
Get that thing out of my face
Give me back my personal space
I’m gonna Tell you what you don’t wanna know
Cuz I’m a big fat circus show
I Heard your stories a million times
Can’t laugh at your jokes or enjoy your rhymes
Fuck you ….I’m gonna find someone else who wants to fukn party with me… like party
I just want some sleep I just want some sleep
Put a collar on it Put a collar on it
Put a collar on it Put a collar on it
On it!!!
O.D.D. 1:52
Don’t even try it
I’ll cause a riot!
I got O.D.D.
Got a card in my pocket
Says I go off like a rocket
I got O.D.D.
It’s in my genes
To cause a scene
I got O.D.D.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Don’t even try it
I’ll cause a riot!
I got O.D.D.
It’s in my genes
To cause a scene
I got O.D.D.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
O.D.D.
O.D.D.
Don’t even try it
I’ll cause a riot!
I got O.D.D.
It’s in my genes
To cause a scene
I got O.D.D.
Got a card in my pocket
Says I go off like a rocket
I got O.D.D.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
O.D.D.
O.D.D.
O.D.D.
Don’t even try it
I’ll cause a riot!
I got O.D.D.
I flip my wig
When I see a pig
I got O.D.D.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
O.D.D.
Bison 2:26
I see a bison
On the horizon
He’s all alone
Gathered in circles
Mourning the dead
Easy to kill
The plains ran red
Back in old England
Clinking tea cups
Slaughter them all
The industrialists said
Hoof to hoof
Head to head
Forty years later
Sixty million dead
Bones and hides
Were all that was left
Clearing the plains
Of nations once strong
J.A. McD. he had a vision
Sever the plains
From east to west
Killing them all
Served his plans well
The mighty bison
Must be laid to rest
So gone was the nomadic way of life
In droves came settlers, steers and strife
A century later
Look where we are
Development rampant
And climate change here
I see a bison
On the horizon
It’s just a transport truck
Handski Haus 2:58
I really really really wanna go now
I gotta gotta gotta go now
I wanna wanna wannna wanna go now
I really really really wanna go now
Take me down to Handski Haus
Cuz My wife is tired and she won’t put out
I wanna go down to the rub n tug
& It’s right downtown by the A& dub
Take me down to Handski Haus
Take me down to Handski Haus
Take me down to Handski Haus
I get up early before I go to work
And I go downtown for a blow or a jerk
My sweet wife will never know
Then it’s off to work like a good boy I go
Take me down to Handski Haus
Take me down to Handski Haus
Everybody wants a happy ending
Take me down to Handski Haus
It’s all about the luuuube
Touch me here
Touch me there
Take me down to Handski Haus
I really really really wanna go now
I gotta gotta gotta go now
I wanna wanna wanna wannna go now
I really really really wanna go now
Take me down to Handski Haus
Cuz My wife is tired and she won’t put out
I wanna go down to the rub n tug
It’s right downtown by the A& dub
Take me down to Handski Haus
Take me down to Handski Haus
Everybody wants a happy ending
Don’t you want a happy ending
I wanna a happy ending
Everybody wants a happy ending
I get up early before I go to work
And I go downtown for a blow or a jerk
My sweet wife will never know
Then it’s off to work like a good boy I go
I really really really wanna go now
I really really really wanna go now
Phone Phone Phone
Party Animal
Walk of Shame
.
True Stories De Nada
Moist Talkin'
Business as usual
Business as usual
Business as usual
No it’s not
You’ll soon see
No moist talking
No moist talking
No close talking
No moist talking
Get away from me
No moist talking
No close talking
No moist talking
No close talking
Get away from me
You gotta stand six feet away from me
That’s just the way that it’s gotta be
I wanna hug the heck outta you
No moist talking
No moist talking
No close talking
No moist talking
Get away from me
No moist talking
No close talking
No moist talking
No close talking
Get away from me
I wanna hug the heck outta you
I telling you I love you it’s true
No moist talking
No moist talking
No close talking
No moist talking
Get away from me
Business as usual
Business as usual
Business as usual
No it’s not
You’ll soon see
Canadian Peasant
IM JUST A CANADIAN PEASANT!
I’m just a Canadian Peasant
And this is my lot in life
So I drink and I smoke
And I have a little toke
To make the descent
Much more pleasant
We sit around the fire
We drink our beer and we conspire
About how we’re gonna throw out
The present government
But lo and behold
All our dreams they just grow cold
And we sit around and watch hockey
And we all grow old
‘Cause
I’m just a Canadian Peasant
And this is my lot in life
So I drink and I smoke
And I have a little toke
To make the descent
Much more pleasant
They laid a pipeline
All across this land
And they’ve pretty much destroyed
All the things I think are grand
So get up off your couch
And get out in the street
Otherwise we’re simply gonna
Have to admit defeat
‘Cause
I’m just a Canadian Peasant
And this is my lot in life
So I drink and I smoke
And I have a little toke
To make the descent
Much more pleasant
I’m just a Canadian Peasant
And this is my lot in life
So I drink and I smoke
And I have a little toke
To make the descent
Much more pleasant
Proper
Oooh, Ooooo Oooo
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
What a thrill it would be
To be proper! (Proper!)
To be proper! (Proper!)
Proper just like you
What ever could I do
To receive the gift of your approval
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
Oooh, Ooooo Oooo
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
What a thrill it would be
To be proper! (Proper!)
To be proper! (Proper!)
Proper just like you
What ever could I do
To receive the gift of your approval?
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
Now there’s a behaviour
That’s a bit to be desired!
Ohhh, desire!
Desire to be plain like Fruit Of The Loom
If you follow all the rules you may just find
You’re living a fool!
If you jump through all the hoops
You may just find you’re living in loops!
Living groundhogs day!
Are you there to stay?
With nothing
To look forwards to?
How about
You look forwards to?
Oooh, Ooooo Oooo
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
What a thrill it would be
To be proper! (Proper!)
To be proper! (Proper!)
Proper just like you
What ever could I do
To receive the gift of your approval?
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
Oooh, Ooooo Oooo
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
What a thrill it would be
To be proper! (Proper!)
To be proper! (Proper!)
Proper just like you
What ever could I do
To receive the gift of your approval?
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
Now what’s more enticing
Than plain Janes and cookie cutters?
You know just like a scallop
You can outgrow a shell and swim freely!
True!
Oooh, Ooooo Oooo
What a thrill!
What a thrill!
What a thrill it would be
To be proper! (Proper!)
To be proper! (Proper!)
Proper just like you
What ever could I do
To receive the gift of your approval?
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
I’ve got opinions too!
Oooh, Ooooo Oooo
What a thrill!
Makin' Bay Beez
You gotta practice real hard
To get good at something
No matter how hard I try
I can’t knock her up!
But I can rock her world
While we practice
Makin bay beez
Woooooo
Practice real haarrrd
He really cares for me
He got a vasectomy
But I can rock his world
While we practice
Makin bay beez
Woooooo
Gotta practice hard
No matter how hard I try
I can’t knock her up!
But I can rock her world
While we practice
Makin bay beez
Woooooo
She’s of age and she likes it
Yeah yeah (yeah yeah)
She’s of age and she likes it
He’s of age and he likes it
Yeah yeah (yeah yeah)
She’s of age and she likes it
She’s takin’ her pill (takin’ her pill)
She’s gettin’ her fill (gettin’ her fill)
She’s of age and she likes it
Yeah yeah
She’s of age and she likes it
Joan Singh
I’m tryin to be happy
I’m tryin to be glad yeah
I’m tryna stay away from all
The bad things I can’t have
I know that I will get what I want yeah
When push comes to shove
I’ll end up on top
Because I’m (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin for nature (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin for cake yeah (It ain’t no secret)
I got a heavy thirst
I just can’t slake
I sold my first born
I cashed a rubber cheque yeah
And I don’t give a fuck no
And I don’t give a heck yeah
I got ambition I will get what I want yeah
When push comes to shove
I’ll end up on top
Because I’m (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin for you oooh (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin for me yeah (It ain’t no secret)
I don’t even know
What I’m gonna be
I’m tryin to be happy
I’m tryin to be glad yeah
I’m tryna stay away from all
The bad things I can’t have
I know that
I will get what I want yeah
When push comes to shove
I’ll end up on top
Because I’m (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Joanzin (It ain’t no secret)
I’m Jo-oh-oh-zin
I’m Joanzin
Boob Sox
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
Boob sox boob sox
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
Boob sox boob sox
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
Boob sox boob sox
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
Boob sox boob sox
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
Boob sox boob sox
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
Boob sox boob sox
One day I will have boob sox
One day they will hang down
One day I will have boob sox
One day they’ll trickle down
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s
BOOB SOX!
Vino
To Be Added!!
Shepards Pie
Shepherd’s pie for one
Every single day
Shepherd’s pie for one
It’s way harder this way ya ya ya ya ya
Shepherd’s pie for one
Every single day
Shepherd’s pie for one
It’s way harder this way ya ya ya ya ya
Now I got a wife and kids
I’m making double batches
Really wish these ankle biters
Never woulda hatched
Shepherd’s pie for one
Every single day
Shepherd’s pie for one
It’s way harder this way ya ya ya ya ya
Shepherd’s pie for one
Every single day
Shepherd’s pie for one
It’s way harder this way ya ya ya ya ya
All I got’s one little potato
And one little pea
Two kernels of corn
And a pound of beef
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmm
Shepherd’s pie for one
Every single day
Shepherd’s pie for one
It’s way harder this way ya ya ya ya ya
Shepherd’s pie for one
Every single day
Shepherd’s pie for one
It’s way harder this way ya ya ya ya ya
Wish I could back
To making double batches
For that little wife of mine
And all those kids I hatched
I wish I could go back
I wish I could go back
I wish I could go back
I wish I could go back
I wish I could go back
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
ooooooooooooooooooo
Shepherd’s pie for one!
Verboten
Verboten
Verboten
Verboten
We go to bars and clubs (Clubs!)
We act like fools and thugs (Thugs!)
We go to clubs and bars (Bars!)
We act like freaks and stars (Stars!)
Verboten
Verboten
Verboten
We go to bars and clubs (Clubs!)
We act like fools and thugs (Thugs!)
We go to clubs and bars (Bars!)
We act like freaks and stars (Stars!)
Verboten
Verboten
Verboten
Verboten
Get drunk get kicked out
Go home get greasy
We go to bars and clubs (Clubs!)
We act like fools and thugs (Thugs!)
We go to bars and clubs (Clubs!)
We act like fools and thugs (Thugs!)
We go to clubs and bars (Bars!)
We act like freaks and stars (Stars!)
Uncle Google
Uncle Google
Tell me something useful
Tell me something truthful
Uncle Google
Tell me something
I don’t know
Uncle Google
Tell me something truthful
Tell me something useful
Uncle Google
Tell me something I don’t know
Uncle Google
Tell me something truthful
Tell me something useful
Uncle Google
Tell me something
That I don’t know
Well I used ask my Ma
And I used ask my Pa
But now I just ask
Uncle Google
Uncle Google
Tell me something truthful
Tell me something useful
Uncle Google
Tell me something
That you know
Uncle Google
Tell me something truthful
Tell me something useful
Uncle Google
Tell me something I don’t know
I used ask my Ma
And I used ask my Pa
But now I just ask
Uncle Google
When did the cowbell become a musical instrument?
“Cowbells first appeared in American
hillbilly music in the nineteen
twenties, they have also been used as
an instrument in more recent popular music.”
Uncle Google
Tell me something useful
Tell me something truthful
Uncle Google
Tell me something
I don’t know
Uncle Google
Tell me something truthful
Tell me something useful
Uncle Google
Tell me something
I don’t know
Well I used ask my Ma
And I used ask my Pa
But now I just ask
Uncle Google
What is the definition of plutocracy?
“Plutocracy is a political system where
the wealthy govern, when the richest
people have all of the power in a society.”
Uncle Google
Tell me something truthful
Tell me something useful
Uncle Google
Tell me something I don’t know
Well I used ask my Ma
And I used ask my Pa
But now I just ask
Uncle Google
I Scream EP
Ewwwww
How can I unhear?
How can I unsee?
Ewwwww
Don’t tell me
How can I unhear?
How can I unsee?
Ewwwww
Don’t tell me
No stop I’ll puke
I promise
Eww no gross out stories
He saved a pile of scabs
They were moving
The cockroaches had they’re way
They were chewing
She hadn’t washed her hair in six months
What was she thinking?
I had to wash it for her
It was stinking
No stop I’ll puke
I promise
Eww no gross out stories
How can I unhear?
How can I unsee?
Ewwwww
Don’t tell me
How can I unhear?
How can I unsee?
Ewwwww
Don’t tell me
No stop I’ll puke
I promise
Eww no gross out stories
[Clashesque outro]
You gotta block out all that negative stuff
That’s coming in daily from all over the place
And you gotta think about
Peace love and understanding
Think about positive things, right…like
Bunnies and sparkles and bubbles and rainbows
Normal Love
I just want a normal love
Yeahh that kind that comes from up above
Whoooaa yeah they tell you fits like a glove
That’s what they call Na na na na normal love
I want somebody (I love you)
Who really loves me (I hate you)
I don’t want somebody (I love you)
Who thinks they’re above me(I hate you)
I don’t need somebody (I love you)
Who always thinks they’re right (I hate you)
Who wants to stay up (I love you)
And fight all night
I just want a normal love
Yeahh that kind that comes from up above
Whoooaa yeah they tell you fits like a glove
That’s what they call
Na na na na normal love
I just want a normal love
Yeahh that kind that comes from up above
Whoooaa Whoooaa Whoooaa it fits like a glove
That’s what they call
Na na na na normal love
I want somebody (I love you)
Who really loves me (I hate you)
I don’t want somebody (I love you)
Who thinks they’re above me (I hate you)
I don’t need some stupid (I love you)
Useless fuckin cheater (I hate you)
Who thinks he owns her (I love you)
And he wants to beat her
Shut Up
(Shut up!)
I can't stand to hear your voice in my ear what you say just drives me insane
(Pissed off!)
I know you have problems but so do I and I don't think that you even try
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you
(Shut up!)
All you do is complain and bitch and whine is that really how you like to spend your time?
(Pissed off!)
Now its time to figure it out and let it pass or this scene's just never gonna last
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you
(Shut up!)
All you do is complain and bitch and whine is that really how you like to spend your time?
(Pissed off!)
Now its time to figure it out and let it pass or this scene's just never gonna last
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you (No!)
I don't feel sorry for you
SHUT UP!
Late In French
You can call me Angie
You can call me Dick
But don’t call me something
That’s gonna stick
Cause I don’t wanna be called late for dinner
I just want to be a winner
Don’t call me late in French
I’ll get bugged and recompense
Don’t call me late in French
JE SUIS EN RETARDE (yeah!)
JE SUIS EN RETARDE
JE SUIS EN RETARDE
JE SUIS EN RETARDE!
You can call me Angie
You can call me Dick
But don’t call me something
That’s gonna stick
Cause I don’t wanna be called late for dinner
I just want to be a winner
Don’t call me late in French
I’ll get bugged and recompense
Don’t call me late in French
JE SUIS EN RETARDE (yeah!)
JE SUIS EN RETARDE
JE SUIS EN RETARDE
JE SUIS EN RETARDE!
You can call me Angie
You can call me Dick
But don’t call me something
That’s gonna stick
Cause I don’t wanna be called late for dinner
I just want to be a winner
Don’t call me late in French
I’ll get bugged and recompense
Don’t call me late in French
JE SUIS EN RETARDE (yeah!)
JE SUIS EN RETARDE
JE SUIS EN RETARDE
JE SUIS EN RETARDE!
Betty
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Hot ‘n juicy)
Betty Betty Betty!
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Hot ‘n juicy)
Betty Betty Betty!
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Hot ‘n juicy)
Betty Betty Betty!
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Yes she is!)
Betty's fucking herself on stage (Hot ‘n juicy)
Betty Betty Betty! (Hot ‘n juicy)
Betty Betty Betty!
Betty Betty Betty! (Hot ‘n juicy)
Betty Betty!
8th Dick
[VERSE]
So he asked me if I'd swallow?
I said ok.
He said no attachment. I said ok.
[CHORUS]
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel?
Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine?
Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel?
I'm just an object you can sexualize.
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel?
Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine?
Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel?
I'm just an object you can sexualize.
[VERSE]
Now he's lying dead on the floor.
I got his dick in a jar.
Good thing there's no attachment
Or maybe I'd be sad.
[CHORUS]
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel?
Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine?
Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel?
I'm just an object you can sexualize.
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel?
Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine?
Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel?
I'm just an object you can sexualize.
[VERSE]
This is now my 8th dick.
That I got in a jar.
And every time I feel sad I think about the dicks I stole
REVENGE TO THE DICKS THAT STOLE MY HEART!
[CHORUS]
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel?
Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine?
Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel?
I'm just an object you can sexualize.
Does it feel good? Oh tell me how does it feel?
Your cold eyes avoiding looking in mine?
Does it feel good Oh tell me how does it feel?
I'm just an object you can sexualize.
[OUTRO]
Too many times I've looked for love in relationships, too many times I've gotten fucked... Over... Heart broken! Now I'm mourning the death of childhood love fantasy. Living against my old morals. Escaping the pain no sorrow. Embracing a man's world. But I'm in cunt roll now. No longer out of control I'm in cunt roll I'm in control I'm in cunt roll I'm in cunt ro oh oh oh ohhhlllll....
The They
They are The They yes
And They are the ones
They are the one percent
They think that money is heaven sent yeah
They think we are cannon fodder
They don’t give a shit about air and water
They’ll wreck the earth with cars
They’ll just fly away to Mars
They are The They
They are The They yes
And They are the ones
They are The They yes
And They are the ones
(WHO) That is what They say (ARE THEY?)
(WHO) That’s what They say (ARE THEY?)
(WHO) Who the FUCK are they (ARE THEY?)
(WHO) That’s what They say (ARE THEY?)
They are The They yes
And They are the ones
They are The They yes
And They are the ones
They are the one percent
They think that money is heaven sent yeah
They think we are cannon fodder
They don’t give a shit about air and water
They’ll fly away to Mars
They’ll wreck the fuckin’ earth with cars
They are The They
They are the ones to fight
Fukn Guyz
They never take out the garbage
Like they said they would
They never pick you up after work
Even though they said they could
They said they could
They said they would
Call you up for a drink
Tell a fantastic tale
They just wanna fuck you
But you thought it was love
Fukn guyz, fukn guyz, fukn guyz
Any size, any size, any size
Fukn guyz, fukn guyz, fukn guyz
Any size, any size, any size
Fukn guyz, fukn guyz, fukn guyz
Any size, any size, any size
Walked into the party
And I fucked every guy
I see a brand new prospect
With a sparkle in his eye
He said he would
I said I could
And boy was it good
Fukn guyz, fukn guyz, fukn guyz!
Self Titled EP
Dave's Not Here
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
He's got the shit yeah
He’s got the beer
Funny thing is
Dave's not here
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
I called a million times
I've searched all around the joint
I have to wonder
What's is the point
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
Dave's not here No
I know another guy
What will we do
I just found out
Parted
When I saw you from across the bar
I couldn’t help but notice how good lookin’ you are
With your tight jeans
And your tight little curls
So I sipped on courage and made my way across the bar floor
I ain’t been laid in 12 years
So I went out and I had a few beers
That’s when I thought I might meet a cutie
Take her home to my pad
And I might get lucky
Is it parted in the middle?
Oh no no no it’s a little on the side
Is it parted in the middle?
Oh no no no It’s a little on the side
When we walked out of the bar
Everyone started noticing how lucky you were
So I started second guessing my decision
I drank 10 more beers I took 10 more mollies
Then suddenly everything was pleasing
So I took her upstairs to my room
And I laid her down In my disgusting bed
That’s when my little heart filled with doom
‘Cause I knew that soon I’d have to show
Her my head
Is it parted in the middle?
Oh no no no it’s a little on the side
Is it parted in the middle?
Oh no no no It’s a little on the side
When we got to your front door
I realized I was broke
So when you offered me your bedroom floor
I took up that offer
But instead I slept in your bed
Next thing I know
I am feeling you caressing you
And giving you head
I’ll never know why I could live such a lie
I thought then I could take it all the way
But then I found out
I got scared and I left halfway
Is it parted in the middle?
Oh no no no it’s a little on the side
Is it parted in the middle?
Oh no no no It’s a little on the side
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY
East Van
You come outta the bar
And you’re swinging fists and tits YEAH!
I’ll bet you wish that you were livin’ up in Kits
I gotta get outta here I gotta get out in a hurry
‘Cause I’m gonna catch a mother fuckin’ skytrain
And take my ass at least out to Surrey
I don’t wanna be stuck in East Van
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
Drinkin’ whiskey and snortin’ cocaine
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
Stuck in East Van my whole life through
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
What will I become? What will I ever do?
I’m gonna get a real job and move on up to Kerrisdale
I might take up hot yoga and buy some Lululemon apparel
I gotta drag this brain and take it back to school
I don’t wanna end up being another East Van fool
I don’t wanna be stuck in East Van
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
Drinkin’ whiskey and snortin’ cocaine
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
Stuck in East Van my whole life through
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
What will I become? What will I ever do?
I’m gonna drag my sorry ass and take it down to Jericho Beach yeah!
With an intellectual novel and lay there like a big burnt peach
If I don’t get away from my East Van friends just for a day
I’ll end up in a basement suite dyin’ this way
I don’t wanna be stuck in East Van
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
Drinkin’ whiskey and smokin’ cocaine
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
Stuck in East Van my whole life through
(EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN! EAST VAN!)
What will I become? What will I ever do?
Talk Yourself Up
Tell me who you know
I’ll tell you who you are
If you don’t know anyone
You won’t go far
I’m the cream of the crop
I’m the best of the best
If you wanna be my friend
I’ll put you to the test
My momma rocks heels
Like she’s a rock star
My daddy drives a black ragtop car
I went to university at UBC and McGill
My daddy paid a lot
So I didn’t fail
Talk yourself up
I am the best
Talk yourself up
I’m the best
Roll it like a movie back in 72
You know James Bond
He’s quite the dude
But you don’t know If he’s nice or he’s rude
You’re on the top
And he’s on the bottom
You gotta take whatcha got
When you got em
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
I’ll take you out
And show you around
I know everybody in town
Whoooooaaa talk your self upppp
I am the best NO I’m the?
Talk yourself up 6 degrees of separation in between me n Kevin bacon
2 degrees of separation in between me and Kelly Osborne
Uhhh... I had lunch with her Uncle once
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here to express
Worried about how I’m dressed?!!
I’ve fuckin' had it!!
Think your stacked full of status
Herding with the masses
Head is always madness
Materials and wealth
Make up the social classes
I kicked Fraser’s ass in 72
If you don’t know me
You don’t know what I do
I’m Cassius Clay, I’m Mohamed Ali
I’m a conscientious objector
In my day you see
I am the best
Do you accept?
Accept me as one of you?
Do you accept me?
Accept me as one of you?
Do you accept me?
Accept me as one of you?
Do you accept?
I am the…best